All Dogs go to Hell

Do you like dogs? I hope so, because this adventure features one. All Dogs go to Hell is a pay-what -you-want adventure for Lamentations of the Flame Princess.

The action starts as the players are travelling down a country road and encounter a mutilated body. They are immediately attacked by a bear, and an Irish wolfhound appears out of nowhere to defend them. After the encounter is done and dusted, the dog leads the players to its master, a man with a decidedly odd appearance, ailing on the road a few miles away. With his dying breath, he tells the players that he’s the Abbot of the Lin Cataldus monastery, recently overtaken by brigands. But he also mentions demon-worshipping monks, and a magical artefact powerful enough to doom the land!

Suffice to say all is not as it seems, and the players have a bit of investigating to do. There are some sketchy brigands and weird monks, an asteroid issuing enormous levels of radiation and an intelligent, blood-borne disease. And let’s not forget the cute doggo who needs to be saved at all costs because he’s a good boi. Did I mention he starts bleeding from the eyes?

Without venturing into super-spoiler territory here (who am I kidding, players don’t read this stuff), Lamentations of the Flame Princess offers a one-shot adventure suited to anything from gonzo silliness to investigative horror roleplaying. And a cute doggo. What’s not to love?

Get it at drivethrurpg.com: All Dogs go to Hell

If you’re interested in Lamentations adventures, take a look at Magic Eater, The Pale Lady, The Yellow book of Brechewold, or Lamentations of the Gingerbread Princess.

Resource books include the Core Rulebook and Mayhemic Missile Method, and The Works of John Williams.

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